13. Constantly drink in extra. Do not stop before you’re staggering, slurring and somewhat embarrassing your self. During sex, paw at her incompetently and belch at key moments. Then get to sleep, perspiring lager and snoring loudly. She will dump you over time to ensure you get your liver straight back into form.
14. Be lame and weedy on all issues associated with your diet and wellness. Get vegan, then insist you may not consume carrots, mushrooms or any type or variety of salad since you can’t stand them. Create a wheat sensitivity. Groan “we feel faint! Personally I think distended! ” after each and every dinner. Then take to fearlessly eating a bit of toast, and decide to try your sleep for several days having a “bread hangover”.
15. Simply take an interest that is keen her diet. Avoid being overtly critical or bossy since it’s much more irritating to be simple. Merely state, “Oh, have you been having that? ” in a quizzical tone, each time she makes by by herself a sandwich. […]