Dating guidelines by That Handsome Devil through the 2006 EP, “That Handsome Devil”

Dating guidelines by That Handsome Devil through the 2006 EP, “That Handsome Devil”

Lyrics
People usually ask me
God Forbid’ they do say,
You’re quite the women man,
what’s your key? ‘

Well,
You too may be swimmin’ in women
Afloat in seas of ovaries
But more importantly
Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes
You have diamond within the rough
Or colored lenses and a *whirling* rough striper known as diamond

Lets recreate the scene make think you’re at a dining dining table seat
Talking playfully towards the waitress at the local destination to eat
Way under the apron,
maybeline,
scent of eggs and cheese,
bacon grease
she is a babe
and eight at least
you want to push the bowl of quesadillas associated with the dining table and distribute them angel’s wings,
but you cannot state something?

If you do not do well with women,
They offer prescribed drugs on television
May cause loss in appetite
Malnutrition,
Dizzy spells,
And various bells are ringing,
And that is where We may be found in and provide em just a little additional assist to get em

(You can not get)
The thing is self- self- confidence is paramount to any situation
(inside her jeans)
We all have actually insecurities
So have you thought to create your self- self- confidence regarding the insecurities of others
(However you do not)
Hey, she is going to *bonk* somebody
(Give a damn)
so just why maybe perhaps not you.

The drunker you may be, the simpler it’s getting set, nevertheless the harder it would be to *boink*

You may need to visualize exactly exactly what it really is this months
Whoever you have been think of
The girl in the Pizza Hut
Midgets,
Nuns,
no matter what small skip it was.
And with only a little hard work
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