1. You might be using sunglasses in almost every image
We literally don’t understand. We reside in SeattleвЂ¦ not quite understood to be blinding and bright. What exactly are you hiding? Are you experiencing a sty that is perpetual youвЂ™re super embarrassed about? Perhaps mention it in your profileвЂ¦ or donвЂ™t maybe. If weвЂ™re being honest I actually donвЂ™t comprehend the correlation between homosexual guys and sunnies вЂ“ but (canвЂ™t resist the chance for the good pun) it certainly makes you look super shady. HEYOOOO.
Greg: вЂњWhat has been the sunglasses. I cannot. Those are just like paper bags for the eyes and I also donвЂ™t trust you.вЂќ
2. Your вЂњAbout MeвЂќ is really a novel that is damn
We have a difficult time using this one before even swiping through the photos because I tend to read what guys say about themselves. Perhaps that is a clear indicator that I’m not making use of Tinder precisely. We suppose I appreciate eloquence over abs.
Greg: вЂњWho ISNвЂ™T enthusiastic about films, games, publications, exercise, dancing, music and food!? Like, exactly exactly exactly what else will there be? Do you’ve got a pulse?! […]