Can Someone Explain FarmersOnly.com? (Because We City Folks Don’t Fucking Get it)

Can Someone Explain FarmersOnly.com? (Because We City Folks Don’t Fucking Get it)

You can’t skip the slew of commercials from an on-line dating internet site called FarmersOnly.com in the event that you view tv. The advertisements are incredibly embarrassingly bad, they’re actually pretty great.

This baffling site claims to greatly help farmers create relationships. It links “cowboys to cowgirls.” It’s targeted to people whom like the national nation life style. The commercials also have a swipe at cynical urbanites, purporting that “city people simply don’t have it.”

They’re positively right. I’m city folk, and I also don’t fucking obtain it.

Oh, I’m certain there’s a market that is untapped here for desperate damsels interested in guys bruised with mutton chops. Some females tingle inside in the sight of a gun rack full of loaded shotguns tacked on the window that is rear of Ford F-150 pickup. Started to think of it — kinda’ offers me goosebumps, too. Yeah, genuine goosebumps.

The things I don’t get is the way the hell a dating website for “farmers” can run in the same way numerous commercial advertisements as Budweiser or Viagra? Are there any really that numerous lonely country folks available to you? And, if indeed you can find, would they be attention that is paying the commercial break of a Ivy League university baseball game on ESPN between Princeton and Brown? I don’t mean to stereotype anybody, but wouldn’t farmers alternatively be looking after their livestock, fixing tractors, selecting watermelons, beginning campfires, overtaking federal structures, or doing whatever farmers often do? […]

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